LaCroix Flavors

Best of the Best

• PASTÈQUE: Watermelon. Light, crisp, refreshing.

• HI-BISCUS! Solid winner.

• KEYLIME: One of the best — maybe only beaten by Pamplemousse!

• TANGERINE: Tastes like fizzy tangerine juice. Amazing.

• APRICOT: Very good. Better than Peach-Pear, inferior to Tangerine?

• MANGO: Yes. Of course I like this one. It makes a man go.

• PAMPLEMOUSSE: Ultra-megaboss.

• MÚRE PEPINO: Weirdly delightful.

• POMME BAYÁ: A sleeper hit.

Middle of LaRue

• GUAVA SÃO PAULO

• PASSIONFRUIT

• COCONUT

• PEACH-PEAR

• RAZZ-CRANBERRY

• BERRY

• ORANGE

• LEMON

• LIME

Worst of the Worst

• CHERRY BLOSSOM: Fake vanilla plus cherry can suck it.

• BEACH PLUM: “Beach plum” sounds like Urban Dictionary entry for “testicle.”

• LIMONCELLO: Yellow cake batter. Gross?

• COFFEA EXOTICA: Fucking weird. Nobody wants this.

Untested (or, I forgot how it tasted)

• KIWI SANDÍA

• BLACK RAZZBERRY

• MELÓN POMELO

• CERISE LIMÓN

• PIÑA FRAISE

• LACOLA

• COCONUT COLA

• CUBANA

Disqualified

PURE: …and I will never try this, because why?!